Listen Up, America!
The solution to your problems has plopped right in your lap. Mama is running for president!
Discover How President Thelma Harper would handle:
Immigration—I’ll tell you how we solve the problem at our border: build senior citizen housing all along the American side. No one sees more than a nosy old lady peeking through her window blinds.
Emergency Preparedness—Emergency response should be in the hands of the experts who have the resources and determination to respond quickly. I’m talking about Domino’s and Pizza Hut.
Airport Security—As long as we have to take our shoes off, I will install a shoe-buffing brush inside the X-ray machine so your shoes will get a little shine as they go through.
Animals—If I have a dog at the White House, I will have it spayed or neutered to control its sex drive, which is something that might have been a good idea for some of our previous presidents.
Thelma Harper is running for president, and the free world will never be the same!
|Contributor(s)||Vicki Lawrence , Monty Aidem|
|About the Contributor(s)||Vicki Lawrence
Vicki Lawrence is an Emmy Award-winning actress, frequent game show panelist of the 1970s and 1980s, and also an American comedienne and singer. She's best known for her co-starring role on The Carol Burnett Show, alongside Carol Burnett, from 1967 to 1978, and as sharp-tongued matriarch Thelma Harper (the main character on Mama's Family, beginning from 1983 to 1990, which had spun-off from The Carol Burnett Show's The Family sketches).
Monty Aidem is a TV comedy writer and entertainer who first wrote on a revival of the series Laugh-In which featured a young comedian named Robin Williams. He went on to become a writer on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson and has written for many other stars like Bob Hope, Dean Martin, and Frank Sinatra. He is currently Vicki Lawrence's writer for her popular live show, and entertains audiences of his own, performing a tribute to Frank Sinatra seen across America.
|Publish Date||May 20, 2008|